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Update and Mountain Dew

2010-05-13T21:32:00.000-07:00

Wow I don't even know why I have a blog because I never use it. :/

Anyways I just wanted to let any who cared my opinion about the new Mountain Dews.Opinion:

So far I've only tried White Out and with the first sip I could only think that it tasted exactly like regular Mtn Dew. After the second sip though I realized that White Out was much sweeter than its original and from there it grew on me.

Result:

White Out was alright but if it loses I won't miss it.

Feb 4 to Feb 11

2010-02-11T20:27:00.000-08:00

So I'm thinking of making a blog every week but we'll see what happens. My weeks start and end on Thursdays in case you're wondering. Anyways it was an exciting week because last Thursday my good friend Ty came back from his mission in Oklahoma City.
Wait the week gets better. On Monday I logged on to Twitter and saw this. Click to enlarge.
In case you didn't know Mollee Gray's tweet at the top of the page is a quote from the poem I wrote to her. That's right Mollee Gray tweeted my poem. It made me giddy. Anyways that's been my week.

American Idol

2010-01-12T22:18:00.000-08:00

IT'S BACK!!! This season is full of weirdos if you can judge anything from the first episode. Then again the audition videos were always wack. Anyways I'm excited. Oh yea Happy New Year. I'll try and blog a bit more often but I won't make promises.

BEST HP EVAR ALL CAPS

2009-12-27T00:30:00.000-08:00

Update

2009-12-04T20:23:00.000-08:00

So I added links to my youtube and twitter. My youtube is to show my creative side and my twitter is a play by play of my life. This blog will be what I think and what I like. That's the plan anyways...

My Current Crushes

2009-11-24T21:50:00.000-08:00

Ok I just have to get this off my chest so here goes.

My first crush is a girl who I just want to "wrestle" under the sheets all day. Here she is:
Her name is Rosie Jones and she's 19 years young. Perfect for all the wrestling in the world.

The next girl is one who I would not only want to wrestle with but have an actual relationship as well. Not saying that I wouldn't want a relationship with Rosie just saying I'd rather wrestle with her than have a relationship whereas with this girl I want both.Her name is Mollee Gray and she's 18 years young and as of now the biggest crush I have.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

2009-11-20T21:24:00.000-08:00

Alright so the game came out on the tenth and I ended up getting it like a week ago and finally decided to write a review. *** It's going to be lengthy BE PREPARED! ***

So MW2 is an amazing first person shooter. Focusing on the multiplayer it gives you 5 customizable classes and plenty of different weapons and perks to make each class unique. But these were all in CoD4 so what makes it better? Well now there are these little things called deathstreaks and killstreaks which enable a certain advantageous condition for the player if they have a certain number of deaths without a kill or if they have a certain amount of kills in a row without dying. Additionally you can only choose one deathstreak and 3 killstreaks so depending on which you choose you'll be different from each other player.

Now for the drawbacks of the multiplayer. Of the limited amount of games I've played there seems to be little teamwork. I'm usually playing Team Deathmatch with friends and even we run our separate ways. The multiplayer is more like you versus the other team and your teammates act as distractions. At least that's how I see it. I think it would have been cool if (since one of the killstreaks allows you to be a chopper gunner) there was a killstreak that if two teammates got it they could be chopper pilot and chopper gunner. This would probably lead to more teamwork moments.

Finally I've got to compare this game to my favorite first person shooter Halo. More specifically Halo 3. While MW2 has the advantage in customization of yourself so you can always use your favorite weapons and streaks Halo gives me the one thing I want in a multiplayer fps. Teamwork. I know you can do your own thing in Halo but teamwork will always win games in Halo where as in MW2 teamwork just gives some guy a double kill or triple kill more often then naught. Another feature that Halo has that MW2 doesn't is split screen online multiplayer. Now I don't know about you but I enjoy playing with my friends or my brother split screen. It allows me to see the battlefield from two different views. MW2 doesn't allow this and if you want to play with someone they have to have their own copy of MW2 and their own Xbox as well. This doesn't seem as consumer friendly as Halo where if you have 1 Xbox you can play with up to 3 friends online using a single copy of the game.

Until the Call of Duty (or Cocks of Doody) series incorporates split screen multiplayer Halo will always win in my book no matter how good the game play. I find it costly and hinder-some to have to buy two copies of a game just to play with my brother or a single friend. That about wraps up my review of MW2 so if you're wondering whether or not you should get the game I say yes if your only friends are online and you have no siblings with an interest in FPS.

IGN: Babe of the Week

2009-11-16T22:25:00.000-08:00

Trust me if you're a male you want to click this picture.

Top 16

2009-11-10T20:13:00.000-08:00

So Matt was saying I never update so I'm going to try and post more often starting with this 11-10-09 date of:

First up Kevin and Karen did the hustle. Did not find it very entertaining. Although it was funny that they showed Karen got a divorce. SYTYCD tearing families apart.

Second was Jakob and Ashleigh, aka the sweaty couple, they had a crippled jazz routine which was much more entertaining to watch.

Third was Peter and Pauline with the quickstep and it seemed very slow not quick at all but it was still better than the hustle.

Next was Legacy and Kathryn who did broadway and man Legacy is on a hot streak. This dance was extremely entertaining to watch and of the first four the best.

Fifth was Victor and Channing with contemporary. The dance seemed short and left me wanting more, but while it was good I still think Legacy and Kathryn's dance was more entertaining.

Sixth was Ryan and Elanor and they did hip-hop which was just awful. They were not synced at all and this made the routine hard to watch.

Seventh was Nathan and Mollee doing the salsa. Sadly this dance was not good either but I love Mollee so hopefully they last another week.

Last was Noelle and Russell and they had African Jazz. I can confidently say this was the best dance of the night.

Commentary Videos

2009-11-03T21:17:00.000-08:00

So lately I've been doing commentary on some solitaire games. They're pretty good for newbies and even pros. I recommend watching.

Here's the second one.

Democratic Republican

2009-10-15T19:17:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen or heard of Meghan McCain I'm about to introduce her. Interwebs meet Meghan. Meghan meet interwebs.

She's Cute

2009-10-11T22:03:00.000-07:00

Ok so you know when you're hanging with friends and then one friend asks you if you know a person or something that leads to the question "What's she look like?"

Why is it the first description is always how attractive they are? "She's cute." "She freaking hott." "I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole." Alright the last one might be a little much but still you see my point. I mean eventually you'll get an idea how how the girl looks but it always starts out with their attraction level.

Pole Vaulting

2009-09-29T22:33:00.000-07:00

If you haven't heard pole vaulting is kinda hot. What makes it hot you ask? This girlAllison Stokke. She claims to dislike all the internet publicity but when you look as hot as her guys like me are going to have a hard time not talking about her on the world wide web. Anyways with this girl there are a lot of cheesy one liners to make up which makes her even better in my book. Other than that keep vaulting them poles girl!

Another Jessica

2009-09-08T22:58:00.000-07:00

So what's up with all these girls named Jessica that are suddenly making it on the internet? If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm referring to Jessica Nigri, cos-play star, and Jessica Lynn Valerio, who you might recognize from this picture.
Well if you've never seen her before she's got some shape in the back but for some reason she always makes the same face for pictures.
Oh well she's still hot enough for me.

Facebook Status Updates

2009-08-22T14:42:00.000-07:00

Ah status updates on facebook. Letting the world know what you think or what you're up to. Basically twitter on facebook. Tis great the thing we call the interwebs.

My question is why do people always put :) or :( or :] or :[ in their status update? I mean I guess that could be the face their making as they type their status update? I dunno. I should make a video about this one.

Then there's those status updates that try to be funny and witty and sometimes they are, but I'm sure those jokes would be much better conveyed in real life than on the interwebs.

The updates I love the most though, are when one person spams 3 or more updates at once and I'm not talking about the accidental reposts I'm referring to 3 or more different updates within an hour. We may be friends but I don't need a play by play of what you're up to.

Anyways I got that out of my system and the only one that really bothers me is the last kind also if you ever need one of those funny/witty status updates you should talk to my little bro cause he's full of em and, like me, he never updates his status.

Nissan Versa

2009-08-15T02:10:00.000-07:00

So I've been shopping for a new car recently because my dad blew out the engine on his car and has been using my truck, and now I've finally gotten one. If you can't read the title I got a Nissan Versa hatchback and the color is arctic blue which is kind of a steel blue color. I'll post pics some other time. My next blog will probably be about the obon I went to and I plan to get that up sometime next week so check back for pics of the new car and obon.

Blondes and Cos-play

2009-07-31T21:42:00.000-07:00

Ah with comic-con over there's a new buzz about another pretty face and a couple other things *wink wink*. Her name is Jessica Nigri and for some reason she reminds me of Sarah Chalke who played Dr. Elliot Reid from Scrubs. Anyways she's become an overnight celebrity and I thought I should help fuel her fame.
Apparently she likes pokemon which is cool with me. Also while perusing the interwebs for interesting stuffs I also came across a video of KassemG who is quite the funny guy I guarantee watching this video is worth the time.

As you can see Jessica is cos-playing Rikku from FFX2 and is again looking modestly attractive. But that's it for now. If you're wondering she recently created a facebook which has more of her pictures and what not.

Children's Card Games

2009-07-29T20:38:00.000-07:00

So this is one of my favorite sayings and this picture on thechive.com I just had to share.

Make me a SANDWHICH!

2009-07-13T21:46:00.000-07:00

Gimmie a break

2009-07-06T00:09:00.000-07:00

I live in a kit kat world!

Perfect Memory

2009-07-02T21:26:00.000-07:00

Check out this article about A Drug That Could Give You Perfect Visual Memory man if this was true I'd be on this drug like flies on poop!

Basically for those that don't want to read the article some scientists found out that increasing the amount of a certain protein in mice also increased the amount of time they could remember something by sight.

So we could be able to have the ability to see something and remember it for an extremely long time if this drug works similarly on humans and the next time you're ogling some fine piece of meat like this:
You'll be able to remember it forever and ever without taking a picture :D

Texting Game

2009-07-02T16:09:00.000-07:00

Alright so each month my family competes to see who can rack up the most text messages. This month I came in last with a little over 2000, my brother came in second with 6336, and my mom won with 7448. Here's the thing, I have a Samsung Propel pictured here.
My brother has this phone.
And the phone my mom has is this beauty right here.
That's right our mother out texted us with a pink razr. Now for her birthday, which is the fourth, she's getting this qwerty keyboard phone.
That means she's going to outdistance us next month its going to be great. So my question is who wins the texting game in your family?

Practice

2009-07-01T22:25:00.000-07:00

By popular demand I decided link the catchiest video I've seen in awhile.

Sushi

2009-07-01T14:04:00.000-07:00

The idea of taking bacon and putting it on rice never occurred to me. I know that's unbelievable because I'm the guy that said to put ice cream on pie but man. If someone has tried this delicious looking sushi let me know what it tastes like and if not lets go find some to try. So this leads to the question what's the weirdest sushi combo you've heard of? Then whats the strangest combo you can come up with?

To answer the second question the strangest one I could come up with that people would actually eat was human flesh sushi.

Animal Sounds

2009-06-29T13:35:00.000-07:00

What if when you farted it made an animal sound? That's usually the first sound made whenever I bring this up in casual conversation. But let's take this a step further; what if when you farted it made erotic sounds, and then before you know it people are pleasuring themselves to farts and the world has become a Utopian society. Wait wait wait that's not right. It would be cool if ever movement had a sound effect like getting an erection. What kind of sound effect would your arousal make? I'm getting off topic though; farts making animal sounds would be something else and now I've ran out of the thoughts to fuel the blog...

Still Alive

2009-06-29T01:13:00.000-07:00

Hmmm I thought so. This blog thing is really dying out. Actually I just got back from LA as in Louisiana. It was a pretty good trip went with Michael, Matt, and Josh; if you know them that's cool if not then your life must SUCK! But now that I'm back I've got to come up with topics to blog about and I've decided to blog about thoughts/conversations I've had during the day and then reviews and opinions of stuff I like/done like movies and games and the sort. Anyway I'm sure Michael and Matt will blog about our trip and maybe I will as well but for now I'm about to uhhh well you know hit the sack if you get what I know.

Na na na na na na na na hey hey hey

2009-06-25T22:10:00.000-07:00

Goodbye Asuka

Last Thursday of the Month

2009-06-25T19:40:00.000-07:00

Alright I'm not going to sugar coat it I made this site to make money. But don't worry people of the interwebs that read what I write; for I will do my best to entertain through the magics of my writing and quite possibly otherstuffs. But let me name the notables of what has happened thus far today. Michael Jackson is dead. K-On! is ending. Haruhi has a new ep. SYTYCD result show is tonight. FYI this thing will probably start strong and then die, but then again I have no job cuz I sucks ~~me some balls~~ so you never know...

First

2009-06-25T19:21:00.000-07:00

First.